Women & old people are bad at driving.

We all know the stereotype, women (namely Asian women) and old people are just plain old bad at driving and especially bad at parking.

  

Just the other day, I was cut off in traffic by a blue Saturn Ion while driving with a friend, without missing a beat, my friend claims, "must be a women behind the wheel again."  I'm here to give my expert opinion on this oh-so hotly debated topic.  I was a cart attendant at a Target for over a year, and as such, spent a lot of time watching how bad people are at driving and/or parking.  So, I performed an incredibly exhaustive and comprehensive experiment which rated driving/parking skills of different genders, ethnic backgrounds, and age groups.  The results are numbered from most skilled (1) to (30) as follows:

1. Middle-aged Asian Men (no surprise there).
2. Middle-aged Native American Men
3. Middle-aged African American Men
4. Middle-aged African American Women
5. Teenaged Asian Men
6. Middle-aged Caucasian Men
7. Senior Caucasian Men
8. Senior Asian Men
9. Senior African American Women
10. Senior African American Men
11. Middle-aged Polynesian Men
12. Middle-aged Native American Women
13. Senior Native American Men
14. Teenage Caucasian Men
15. Middle-aged Polynesian Women
16. Teenage African American Men
17. Middle-aged Asian Women
18. Senior Polynesian Men
19. Senior Polynesian Women
20. Senior Caucasian Women
21. Teenage African American Women
22. Senior Native American Women
23. Teenage Native American Women
24. Teenage Polynesian Women
25. Teenage Polynesian Men
26. Teenage Native American Men
27. Teenage Caucasian Women
28. Senior Asian Women
29. Teenage Asian Women
30. Middle-aged Caucasian Women
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40. Middle-aged Caucasian Women wearing sparkly sunglasses and driving anything the size of an Escalade or Suburban.

(disclaimer: I promise, I'm not trying to be racist or biased! If I came across as such, you're much too uptight and probably need a vacation or massage or something).

Well.  I think that pretty much does it.  So, you're probably asking yourself, "What should I do with this incredible knowledge now that I've gained it?!"   You should become an Asian man and avoid driving with White girls.